Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.
Or the old “can you ask a manager?”
As a retail employee, I can verify that this is 100% accurate.
Yup at Michael Kors and Abercrombie we’d just go in the back chill and talk shit and snack for a bit anytime someone asks for something from the back, managers don’t even care they just laugh
Something has happened. (Closed RP with lustingvengeance)
It wouldn’t just be confined to the bathroom though, she knew it. HE would fuck her on every surface he could, and if it started raining, well…. he would take it outside.
R-Reno~” She gasped, answering him as her nails clawed at his shoulders in pleasure.
Oh yes he would. And IF it was raining? Well, it was raining right now. This city seemed to attract rain in the highest quantities.
His hips sped up against his lover even more, cupping Lyra’s face as his deep purple eyes met her smoldering green. So much passion, so much lust, so much LOVE.
Jess peeked over Reno's shoulder having saw the other from across the street and wondering what he was doing "Whatcha doing?" she asked (hey it's been awhile)
He looked up from the map he was studying, and hid it away swiftly.
//It has been, heh.//
She smirked having a plan in her head and she just continued what she was doing speeding up slightly
He allowed her to continue her plan, groaning a little more as she bobbed her head on his member even faster and harder.
She glanced up at his face trying not to smirk again before she teasingly slowed down
With that, he began to moan in protest of her slowing down, gripping and clawing softly at the bed.
i SUPPOSE, tHAT YOU WOULDN’T, sINCE ANIMALS ARENT PEOPLE, hAHA,
jUST TRYING TO BE, a GOOD HOST, i GUESS,
Well you are excelling, considering I am not yet at your home and you offer me your blood~
DILF, huh? I suppose you do look rather attractive in the pictures of you.
though i do gotta update those shits.
the gray faces made me human.
an gave me a gals body.
You laugh at that and sit up to pet his hair, not at all ashamed of your nude state.
"I meant blood."
Licking his lips at that, he smiled at her. “I have an idea, in that case. Please lay back once more.”
You purr at him and lean back again, relaxing against the soft covers of the bed.
//Until I think of another surname for Reno (as I’m converting him into a proper muse of mine, and not a Male!Rose), he won’t have one.
You are an attractive Maroon Blood. And you smell delicious.
Maroon is one of the few colors of blood I have had the chance to smell.
And it is quite delectable.
Forgive me though. Such words are not appropriate upon a first meeting. I am Reno, a pleasure to meet you.
My sister locked me outside in the rain
Option A) Scale down the side of the building and risk breaking my legs and or spine
Option B) wait until I get hypothermia so she can see how stupid it is to lock someone outside in cold, wet weather
PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS
PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS
i didn’t fucking scale down a three story building for 46 notes
hands down the best scene from any movie ever ever